Richie, about the dojo: Well, the place is for sale. Business must be booming.
Charlie: Does he always mouth off like that?
Duncan, laughing: Only when he might be right.
Richie: Tess, I'm tellin' ya, it's come cruel law of nature. If a girl really digs me, her mom really hates me.

Duncan: I'm meeting an old friend.
Richie: Oh. Wait - old as in [makes sword noises]?
Duncan: Yeah - [sword noises].

Linda: Why'd you do that?
Duncan: Do what?
Linda: Run into the burning building.
Duncan (sarcastically): Because that's where the fire was?

Richie: I keep thinking I'm going to need to be different, like someone is gonna tell me how to be, what to do.
Duncan: What were you expecting, a set of instructions?
Richie: Well, Mac, even superman had 'em.
Duncan: You're not Superman, Richie.

Richie: I was staring right down the barrel of that goon's gun. I can't believe it, Mac! Right down the barrel and I didn't even blink. Mac? Is that how it feels every time?
Duncan: No. Only when you're a damn fool.

Annie to Richie: Don't worry, I will take your head. But first I'm going to hurt you.
Duncan: You're still who you are. You don't change when you become immortal, you just live longer.

Charlie to Duncan about him being a walking encyclopedia: You ever think about going on a game show, man?

Carl about a Watcher-cop who wants to kill him: I don't care if he's a damned cop, it'll be self-defense, man!
Duncan: Yeah, and what are you gonna tell 'em? That you're an Immortal and he's a member of a secret
organisation and they're trying to kill you?

Richie (referring to Suzanne's age and hoping Duncan isn't interested in her): Twenty-five? And how old are you?
Duncan: Four hundred. But you know what, Richie? Today I feel like a kid.

Amanda: You really expect me to steal, don't you?
Duncan: I expect sharks to bite, too. Don't take it personally.

Mako: I'm looking for a girl.
Duncan: Try working on your personality.

Richie: Mac, to hell with the rules. We're immortals, who cares about the rules?
Duncan: Sometimes it's all we have.

Maurice: Everyone knows Maurice.
Duncan: Does everyone find you in their bathroom?

Joe: Maybe we weren't friends. But we did trust one another once, based on nothing more than a feeling. I just hope you can trust me now.

Joe, pointing his gun at Horton: It's finished, James.
Horton: Joseph! We're family!
Joe: I'll light you a candle.
Joe shoots him.
Duncan: I woulda done it.
Joe: No, MacLeod.

Richie: Mac, well, I...
Duncan: I missed you, too, tough guy. [They hug]

Richie: They don't still use the guillotine in France, do they?

Maurice: They claimed I stole a chicken.
Duncan: But you'd never do that.
Maurice: Of course not. It was a duck.
 

[Richie intercepts bullets meant for Dawson]
Dawson: You've been hit.
Richie: Yeah, I caught that part.

Richie, before 'dying': Stick around, I'll be right back.

Richie: Mac, I am freezing out here!
Duncan: No Immortal ever died of a chill.

[The sheriff is about to decapitate Duncan for poaching]
Duncan: But the penalty for poaching is hanging. That's it! Hang me! Hang me!

Richie: I can picture me in this. Can you picture me in this?
Salesman: If you have 400'000 dollars.
Richie: I left my wallett at home....